It’s me, hi, I’m back with another post about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s blossoming romance (well, sort of). If you’ve been keeping up, then you know that #Tayvis is in full force—especially since the Kansas City tight end paid her a visit at the Eras Tour in Argentina on November 12. Taylor famously gave him a v public shout-out with her “Karma” lyric change, which means that she’s 👏 serious 👏 about their ’ship. Naturally, Swifties have gone snooping on the web for some intel on her new beau, and dear reader, they have found the most *delightfully* chaotic tweets.

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A look into Travis’s mind circa 2009–2011 is quite the journey as he’s giving beloved himbo/“Just Ken” energy. I’d describe the sensation myself, but my fellow Swifties pretty much nailed it with their own tweets. Ahem:

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Now, without ~ further ado~, here’s how Twitter user @tkelce started out as the guy with the tweets rather than “the guy on the Chiefs.”

First things first…the “Squirle”

2011 Travis, you would’ve *loved* Grammarly.

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No one:

Este in “No Body, No Crime”:

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Not him predicting “Bejeweled”!

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Alexa, play “Phone,” by Lizzo.

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Honestly, so real of him.

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Me, about…five minutes after I’ve scrolled through some emails.

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I can’t think of anything with more delightful himbo energy.

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Would not be surprised if we see this man in a Chipotle ad in the near future.

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I’d personally like to thank Twitter user @arianadotgov for putting in the work here.

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Okay, his range… 👀

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’Kay! That’s all for now. Hit us with some more of your favorite Travis Tweets™️ @cosmopolitan.